Don't Lock My Car!
by Wendy
(Canada)
It sux when your car doors can no longer be unlocked with a key so you always have to leave them unlocked. It sux even more that your friends and family are annoyed with your constant recitations about how important it is that they NEVER lock your car doors.
You finally have THEM trained and rarely have to call the Auto Club for help anymore, when one night a vagrant walks through the parking lot at the location you are visiting, steals all of your change and loose valuables, and then politely locks the doors.
Speakings of keys... it sux when you become notorious for locking your keys in your car. It sux even more when the person who bought you that special magnet to place under your car to hold an extra key to avoid this problem in the future, is the same person you have to drive home when you realize you've locked your keys in your car and the magnet is in your junk drawer at home.